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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep someone in suspense?"
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"FRIEND: Make sure you walk her to her car [hours later after date] HER: It's been 18 miles ME: I insist HER: But you drove both of us"
"How do you get your girlfriend to stop giving you blowjobs? You marry her."
"What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast? The holocaust."
"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"
"I tried the come-hither sign with my fingers when I was inside a girl... But she moved her face away and said, ""Are you really a dentist?"""
"What's up in the sky, oh so high? A baby falling out of an airplane."
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."
"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."
"Why did the lion get lost? Cos jungle is massive."