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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure if dogs could talk their most common phrase would be ""Are you going to eat that?"""

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."

"Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan."

"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."

"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."

"Why is crack a ""Rock""? Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz."

"Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving clocks forward."

"When I'm on phone with tech support or costumer service, I say the whitest shit. ""Sure thing"" - ""You bet"" - ""Correct"" - ""Tell me about it"""

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care."

"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."