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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who had writers block? He stopped writing and it was"
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"What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World? Kicked out."
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"Oregon have legalised marijuana and are creating a new strand It's called Oregon-o... ^^^I'm^^^Sorry."
"I met a guy yesterday who told me he worked as a limb stretcher. Turns out the bastard was pulling my leg."
"With the Brexit vote being compared to the Presidential election, I have only one thing to say Make America Great Britain again!"
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."
"*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*"
"The year is 2005. Hollaback Girl is playing. We find a table and discuss how we each decided on our MySpace top 8. Everyone is ok with this."