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Joke of the Day

"Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died? Because he was the rightful heir"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!!!!"

"Just once I'd like someone to call me ""ma'am"" without having to add ""you need to calm down or we're going to have to ask you to leave"""

"Going to attempt a Mexican joke. Hope it's a good Juan!"

"My wife says ""Don't walk away when I'm talking to you"" when 1. she's not talking, she's yelling, and 2. I'm not walking away, I'm retreating"

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."

"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."

"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."

"I wanna work at a bank so I can get that employee discount on money"

"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."