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Joke of the Day

"Fog is like lingerie for the sky."

"A good old Dubya joke Why does Larua always have to be on top when she and Dubya have sex? Becuase all he can do is fuck up."

"What do you call a blind trig function? Se-cant."

"if you hold a turtle shell up to your ear you can hear a turtle biting on your ear you dumb idiot"

"I'm not saying my ex is crazy,but The only way to take her picture, is with a Bi-Polaroid"

"From now on, I'm referring to my ex girlfriends as ""yesterbae's."""

"What's the difference between a gay and a microwave.... You can't brown a sausage in a microwave"

"How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street."

"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"

"i've dated so many tools i could open a home depot"