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Joke of the Day
"What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument? Good point"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!"
"I had to get knee surgery the other day... now my knee is a faux-knee"
"A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, ""Oh alright, I'll stay the night."""
"I am so perfect... ... I only have four flaws. 1) I lack humility. b) I'm inconsistent. Finally, I can't count."
"Why did the walrus go to the container store? To find a tight seal. "
"What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks."
"Aww, c'mon! Let me crack your baby's knuckles."
"The Starbucks in my town just hired a Jewish barista... He brews."
"Just honked at a red light. That doesn't work."