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Joke of the Day

"Obama calls Putin and asks abut his Thanksgiving. Putin: Turkey is about to be cooked."

"Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar"

"Just opened the freezer and the vodka literally rolled out into my hands, no way I could ignore this sign from god."

"What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited? Run Berry, run!"

"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."

"What is the bass players preferred method of contraception? His personality."

"What should you do if you get an erection on the subway? Get off at the next stop!"

"Juicy J What did Juicy J say when he cummed all over his legs? Jizz on mah feet, yeah, Jizz on mah feet.."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."

"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"