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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you get an erection on the subway? Get off at the next stop!"
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something that small?!"""
"I don't understand why we give bad kids coal. Isn't coal what minors want?"
"I wrote a poem: Dinosaurs, they used to roar, but... No more. Still mad atchu, meteor."
"Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache."
"3... 2... 1... sandwich? You fool! You've pressed the LUNCH button, not the LAUNCH button!"
"there's a pile of shoes by the door and you're looking for the pair that will be the quietest for when you leave"
"Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd beaspirin tablets!"
"I like Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses but down under."
"Which famous hip hop group are very open about their ongoing battle with their bowel habits? Public Enema"