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Joke of the Day

"Why was William considered a enemy? Because, His last name was Dafoe"

"Until public restrooms have automatic doors, the automatic sinks, soap and paper towel dispenser will make no sense to me."

"Do Frenchmen like slides? OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIII!"

"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""

"Why did the psychic get fired? Because she didn't see it coming."

"My sister bet me 200 dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"

"Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy."

"When life gives you financial troubles... Make Financialade."

"What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store? One nightstand."

"Some days, Mos Def only feels Mos Prob."