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Joke of the Day
"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""
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"""Who's sorry now?"" ~ First question on Canadian citizenship exam"
"I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves."
"ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth"
"If you open Pandora's Box you better at least buy her dinner."
"Two mutes walk into a bar and one says to the other:"
"How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear."
"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."
"What's the difference between an inaccurate hunter and a constipated owl? One's a shooter that can't hit, the other is a hooter who can't shit."
"How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor? You can negotiate with a terrorist."