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Joke of the Day
"where did Marry go after the explosion? everywhere"
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"Past, the present and the future.. The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.. IT WAS TENSE!"
"I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot."
"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."
"Why do clouds make good Kings? Because they have rain over every country in the world."
"Working for sanitation truly is a thankless job Not only do you have to take your boss's shit, you have to deal with everyones"
"Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold."
"[Ouija Board] ""Oh great spirits tell me ur secrets"" You'll die soon ""OMG HOW"" Hold on I have another call"
"Bad news. I just held a test strip in my Twitter stream, and it turns out you're all pregnant."
"My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car. Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger."