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Joke of the Day

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger & I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."

"(NSFW) Fact: The donkey is the only know animal that can reproduce by ass fucking."

"Why do Chinese people suck at soccer? Because every time they get a corner they open up a restaurant."

"My husband asks too many questions. ""Who is Steve?"" ""Why does he call all the time?"" ""What's this bill for a hotel room?"""

"Why should you name your son Jackson? Because naming him Jacksoff would be embarrassing."

"My wife said to me that she wished I wouldn't drop the F-bomb in front of the kids. What the fuck is the F-bomb?"

"Why did Donald Trump defend the size of his dick? Cuz he's gonna use it to fuck the Republican party."

"Q: What do you call a white, poofy space alien? A: Martianmallow."

"I love it when websites pop up a box to make me subscribe to read, and I always enter my real email address because it's important."

"What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? The Whore-Monica"