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Joke of the Day

"Which is Reddit's favourite element? M'lybdenum."

"I love self-deprecating jokes. Too bad I suck at them."

"What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them!"

"Racecar spelt backwards is still racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"

"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."

"I was tailgating a slow driver earlier. He brake checked, flipped me off, and when that didn't work he turned his police lights on. Jerk."

"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"

"Drake Lyrics I was running and I stubbed my fuckin toe, you know how that shit go, I went down to the floor"

"My uncle always said I was too soft. But I just didn't fancy him."

"Heard about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months"