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Joke of the Day
"I had a track accident last spring... Now it has become a running joke."
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"My friend has canceled our lunch plans three days in a row. I'm starting to think she really doesn't like lunch."
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"Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
"What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par four Sikhs"
"Daniel Day-Lewis walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" but he already knows because he's also Daniel-Day Lewis."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar..."
"Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. It's like nothing I've ever herbivore"
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender yells, ""Hey, give that back!"""
"Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her."