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Joke of the Day

"*brings whipped cream to bed* Husband: Ohh, are we trying something new? Me: Will you hold this pumpkin pie while I get comfortable?"

"Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread."

"Why are neutralization reations illegal? They involve assault."

"Damn girl are you community college? Because you pretty much just let anyone in."

"If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale.. Would they..Hit it off?"

"""There are nine holes on a chair. A man sat and farted. Which hole did the fart go through?"" The asshole."

"I want to be rich enough to leave the house-sitter notes like: ""If the cheetah looks bored, jog him on the treadmill. He can watch Friends."""

"What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord? A Minor"

"Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?"

"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"