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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal"
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"My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop eating Pasta Now I'm feeling cannelloni"
"College doesn't prepare you for holding in farts in the workplace."
"Sex while married"
"Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor"
"Why do lesbians go to modells? Because they don't like dicks"
"How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb? None, because chauvinists can't change anything."
"What do you call a Germany virgin? Good 'n' Tight"
"*walks up to little girl* ""Honey, is your dad in jail?"" ""No, why?"" ""Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail."""