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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor"
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"I'm forbidding the twelve people who regularly star my tweets to ever fly in an airplane together."
"Medical problems are the #1 cause of death."
"I am a joke. I am not a joke. What is laughter? DEATH! I died of laughter tomorrow!"
"How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye."
"What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper? Ruff."
"What was Hitler's least favorite pokemon? Pikajew"
"What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back? Hunch-black of Notre Dame"
"Pro tip: If he pretends he can't hear you, talk some shit about his mother."
"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"