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Joke of the Day
"Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?"
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"Gotta be consistent about working under the influence so coworkers think you're naturally that weird"
"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"
"What do you call a redhead who identifies as the opposite sex? Transginger."
"Accidentally burned a calorie. Have to replace it now."
"What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider? You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry"
"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."
"I ceaselessly seek validation from strangers. No joke, but that's why there would be a joke in the first place."
"Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination"
"A sick Patient Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."