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Joke of the Day
"*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*"
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"When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them. You can say I'm passive, aggressive."
"I want to visit Antarctica some day... It's such a chilled out place and the people there are really cool."
"The bottom of my shoes fell off today You could say they're ginger snapped. I think it was cause I ran into the beat boys and then got lost in their rock and roll"
"i just want someone to love me as much as sean penn loves haiti"
"What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"
"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"
"Always be yourself... Unless you run into one of your exes... Then... Be a WAY more successful version of yourself..."
"I heard William Shatner and Stevie Nicks are getting married. She's decided on a double barrelled name Stevie Shatner-Nicks"
"What is the problem with high frequency? It Hertz"