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Joke of the Day

"I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."

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"My son does this cute thing where he installs games on my phone and then for weeks I get notifications that my village is under attack."
"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."
"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty"
"This Jewish kid asks his dad for five dollars... and his dad goes, ""Four dollars? What do you need three dollars for?"""
"For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine? Holey water."
"Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix."
"look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens"
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