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Joke of the Day

"My Dad just told me I looked like Jesus. I think he has a God complex."

"Knock knock Who's there? A door salesman."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week."

"Where does the army keep fish? In a tank."

"Decaf only works if you throw it on people."

"Q: Why did the engineer drive the backwards? A: He had a loco motive."

"What do accountants use for birth control? Their personality."

"I just climbed a mountain of fish, or you could say... I scaled it."

"Plumbers are a lot like hookers... They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya."

"What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning? She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue."