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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope..."

"I don't get why people are racist... We were all white at SOME point."

"extreme jesus died on the motocross"

"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"

"I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. Not only was I embarrassed it cost me more than $50 in stamps."

"Vodka isn't the answer to my problems but its worth a shot"

"The twist in M. Night Shyamalan's next film is that it turns out to be a good movie."

"What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist? A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves."

"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."

"Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?"