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Joke of the Day
"Bad joke I made up Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska? A nigloo"
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"I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!"
"Q: What kind of fence goes on strike? A: A picket fence."
"I hate Ancient Greek History! Fuck the poleis!"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!!"
"Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas. Neighbor: Nice. I got- Me: I know. I watched you guys open everything."
"Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans? In a casket."
"What's the difference between you and a naked ringneck? One's a plucked pheasant, and I don't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."
"*Dorothy pummells Glenda with a ruby slipper DAFUQ YOU MEAN I HAD THE POWER TO GO HOME ALL ALONG?!! YOU SENT A MINOR TO MURDER A WITCH!!??"
"What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness."