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Joke of the Day
"What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness."
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"Frederick Douglass opened President Lincoln's mind to the plight of blacks. Name another person who opened Lincoln's mind. John Wilkes Booth."
"Not sure what my dog thinks I do all day, but based on her excitement when I get home she apparently lives in constant fear I'll be murdered"
"If I had a daughter I wouldn't waste money on training bras, I'd trap wild bras and train them myself like our ancestors did."
"Border collies are not very inbred... You know what dogs *are* inbred? Hotdogs."
"As a white man, I cannot celebrate Black history month, but I can celebrate Father's Day."
"yo mumma is so fat that when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad"
"I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon."
"The quickest way to immigrate to America... Is on a one way ticket to Mexico."
"Ate reduced fat cheese on low calorie bread and my taste buds had me indicted for hate crimes."