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Joke of the Day
"My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz."
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"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"
"How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they enlighten themselves."
"Look at all of these beautiful horse ""Horses"" Horse is already plural ""You're thinking of elk"" *stares off* Holy mooses, you're right"
"My mom handed me her phone to find me on Twitter... So I deleted her account, uninstalled the app, and told her it went out of business."
"My life would be so much easier if i wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are."
"What do you call a masculine Arab? Protein Sheikh"
"Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? It was stuffed."
"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"I had a joke about erectile dysfunction... But I knew you guys wouldn't be up for it."