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Joke of the Day
"What did the blonde do after she combed her hair? .. She pulled her pants up."
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"What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? The guy who gave it to the pitbull."
"I don't know why everyone is suddenly talking about Twerking... My mate from Yorkshire has been doing it for years. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills."
"Why do you never see any bugs in a church? Because they are in sects."
"Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children."
"What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time? Getting all high and mighty"
"14 year old me would be shocked to learn that knowing every word to Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire' has done nothing for our career."
"if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine"
"If I could meet any celebrity it might have to be David Schwimmer. In a schwimming pool. Learning how to schwim."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... completely naked, but wrapped in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist looks him and down and says...I can clearly see your nuts."