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Joke of the Day

"I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio."

"With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."

"I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday. I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition. ""It's not unusual""."

"Did you hear the one about the guy with no ears? Neither did he."

"I got caught torrenting ""Free Fallin"", ""American Girl"", and ""Wildflowers"" They charged me with first degree Petty Theft."

"Pepper spray does not taste like pepper."

"If you think marijuana doesn't kill you've obviously never read the bible. People getting stoned to death left and right."

"A man once got his penis cut off he used to be a dick... now he is just nuts."

"What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving? I liked the leftovers before they were cool."