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Joke of the Day

"I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio."

"Studies show that people who start a sentence with ""studies show..."" have no clue what they're talking about"

"I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies... but it was actually just 'some bees'"

"What's the difference between a theatre-snack muncher and a person who watches police sex scenes? One likes popcorn, the other likes cop-porn."

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? As a child, you could have been anything. And one by one, you didn't become any of them."

"WHO SAID ""YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED"" A) Gov. George Wallace B) The Offspring C) My mom teaching me to do laundry D) All of the above"

"OJ's son must have been the murderer.... ... because when he went to OJ that night to borrow his car keys, OJ said, ""..go aXe your mother"""

"People play air guitar and don't get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants."

"date: where did u get that, i don't see that on the menu me: (biting into my corn on the cob) i bring my own corn on the cob"