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Joke of the Day

"Straight Outta Compton Beat the Crap Out of Trainwreck at the Box Office This Weekend But then again Dr. Dre is no stranger to beating women."

"How do you tell the sex of an ant? If it floats, it's a boy-ant."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"

"[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad? Dad: Yes? Son: Happy M- Dad: DON'T Son: Moth- Dad: STOP Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY *Dad bangs head on desk*"

"At first I didn't like beards, But then they grew on me"

"I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess."

"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? Because they have a common enemy"

"If you can't handle me at my Walmart, you don't deserve me at my Target."

"What do get when you mix two breads? A hy-bread"

"To a necrophiliac, what is the only thing better than a human-sized refrigerator? A human-sized microwave."