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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris does not ""style"" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror."
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"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them I feel you"
"Battlefield calls 911 Battlefield: Hi I'd like to turn myself in for a murder 911: Who's the victim? Battlefield: Call of Duty"
"I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me... She calls me her sixty second lover...."
"Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job."
"A man walks into a doctors office... Wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap. The doctor says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done."
"Dad, how could you? I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon"
"Guys, stop with the vagina jokes. Period."