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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!"
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"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"
"Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more guys I promise."
"Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step 2: Ride the worm Step 3: Prophet"
"What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant."
"Has anyone had a glass of F5 lately? It's so refreshing."
"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."
"The comments are funnier than the jokes... ..."
"fools cosa rara"
"I'm going to a medieval wedding and I need some one liners."