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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather was an alcoholic but an amazing magician Whenever he wanted he could turn into a bar."

"I don't draw my eyebrows on because I can't commit to one facial expression. What if I see a puppy? What if my house burns down?"

"Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected. No one seems to care."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession with Linkin Park But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."

"what't the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts."

"if formula for area of a circle is true, whats the shape of pi. square"

"God's first concept for a long-necked quadriped was just a rough giraffe."

"What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus has a cunning array of stunts"

"What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player? Pocahontas"