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Joke of the Day

"So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... The boy says, ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" The guy says, ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"""

"Algorithm A former vice president playing the drums"

"What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey"

"Einstein came up with a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in."

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"

"What is a junkies favorite drink? Hepsi"

"""i'm not even that high."" -me talking to the microwave"

"*bumps into an acquaintance in a world where there's no such thing as weather* Uhhhhhhhhhhh"

"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. Canadian person was smarter"