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Joke of the Day
"How to get fucked up in bakery? Get creampied."
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"When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, ""Oh, I don't even own a book."""
"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles"
"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"
"I told my wife about my other wife.... She took it really well, said it was big o' me :)"
"Why do woman have faces? So you know what cunts yours. I have to get a ratio of woman to man down/up votes for this haha.."
"What's the best way to kill a bug? Just bug him to death."
"I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something."
"Are you a rational function? because I could ride your asymptote to infinity."