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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy? Mammary loss &nbsp; I made this up myself!"

"Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey"

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo ? Ones a little lighter"

"Have anyone heard that band The Prevention? They are WAY better than The Cure."

"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""

"So a guy orders a pizza. . ..they ask him, ""would you like that cut into six pieces or eight? He says, ""Oh, six! I could never eat eight."""

"Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this..."

"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"

"What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas? Sigh-lent night"

"Ingredients for an apocalypse salad Edive, thyme"