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Joke of the Day
"Why do Australians suck at chess? Because they keep saying ""checkmate"" when the game's not over."
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"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"
"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."
"What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say? YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell."
"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would just beat the room for being dark."
"I dumped my girlfriend, Ruth, the other day. I told myself I'm just gonna be Ruthless in love from now on."
"A man discovered a new medication that makes people sneeze constantly. What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it? Eschew! Eschew!"
"How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They only screw the poor."
"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX? Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees."