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Joke of the Day

"My brothers first joke- How do you know God isn't black? Because it's not ""I is who I is"" My brother is 35..."

"Why is the letter ""O"" everywhere? Because it's a round U."

"People are like traffic lights You have to judge them by colour"

"So a giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls, on me!"""

"diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan"

"Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"So on your resume, under references, you wrote ""it's a trap!"", ""do him job"", ""that rug really tied the room together, man"" and ""The Matrix"""

"I hate those unrealistic movies...you know, the ones where men are friends with women."

"A cheeseburger walks up to a bar.. Cheeseburger says: ""Excuse me, can I have a pint of lager please?"" Barman says: ""No sorry, we don't serve food."""

"I hope there will be a riot where I live... I really want to have an Xbox one and a new TV."