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Joke of the Day

"A cheeseburger walks up to a bar.. Cheeseburger says: ""Excuse me, can I have a pint of lager please?"" Barman says: ""No sorry, we don't serve food."""

"Why did Hitler's Bed'n Breakfast fail? The only thing he served for breakfast was concentrated juice."

"How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown? Artificial Intelligence!"

"My yoga teacher is awesome. She really bends over backwards."

"""Hey mom, why does it smell like dead people in here...?"" ""....mom? Mom? ...... Mooooooooooommmmm!!!!!"""

"Why are Gametes good at marketing? Sex cells!"

"Did you hear about the American Indian who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his own tepee!"

"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""

"My girlfriend said she was finishing with me because of my obssession with flowers. I said ""Where's all this stemming from, petal?"""

"Just watching 50 Shades of Gray with my dad"