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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard."
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"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE..!!!"
"Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?"
"Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas? Arkansas"
"What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman"
"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"
"I was in McDonald's today.. I smiled at the bloke and said ""Can I have a small shake please?"" ""Fuck off"" came the reply as he quickly zipped his up jeans and walked away from the urinal."
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"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."
"I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named Weird Al Qaedavic."