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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no shins? Tony..... toe knee"
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"Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia? Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: http://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/07/When-Animals-Argue/)"
"Sodium Person 1: ""Hey dude do you know what the symbol for Sodium is?"" Person 2: ""Na"" Person 1: ""I'll ask someone else then thanks anyway"""
"What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !"
"What do Mexican Zombies eat? Re-fried brains."
"Great weight loss tip: Become an astronaut."
"Worst thing about smoking marijuana nightly is the strong desire to also smoke it morningly, lunchly, afternoonly and allthetimely."
"Obama said our ship has come in. We're just now realizing it was hardship."
"So the other day I went to the zoo There was only one animal there. A dog. It was a shuit tzu"
"Some say youth is wasted on the young, I say wealth is wasted on the old. Also Oxycontin."