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Joke of the Day
"I decided to stop buying CDs and MP3s and start buying only vintage records. And that's vinyl."
Next Joke
"what did the ocean say to the other ocean ? nothing they just waved."
"me: [letting dog lick my face] wife: that's disgusting me: [squirting shampoo into my hand] you're the one who used all the hot water linda"
"""Use the forceps, Luke!"" - Obi Gyn Kenobi"
"Ok What kind of hole do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A paedophile."
"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"
"You could very well be going to heaven but it won't be hell in hell without you!"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a bucket of dead babies and a pile of sex toys? The bucket."
"what does the bermuda triangle and blonds have in common they both swallow a lot of sea men"
"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"