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Joke of the Day
"Smoke alarms are really just toast alarms."
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"What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container? That can can can-can!"
"In America they have stand up comedy... In the Balkans we have Sit Down Tragedy."
"Has anyone's leg ever become pregnant with puppies?"
"My mother went to college. My mother had a strong career. My mother has traveled the world. My mother talks to the TV as if it's listening."
"My friend is deaf in his left ear. His hearing is alright."
"Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet. R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement."
"All the world is a stage, and the only seats I can afford are obstructed view."
"I sometimes dream of a rivers of orange soda But it's just a fanta-sea"
"Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car."