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Joke of the Day

"Smoke alarms are really just toast alarms."

"Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it."

"Just ate a bunch of confetti... Now I'm a party pooper."

"How do dinosaurs like their chicken? RAWWWWWWWW!!!!"

"Q: What did the lightbulb say to its mother? A: I wuv you watts and watts."

"Everyone knows someone in real life that actually resembles a garden gnome."

"My friend said his dog retrieved a ball he threw over a mile away. I don't know, that seems pretty far fetched."

"I've had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat."

"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."

"Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen...."