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Joke of the Day

"I just don't get it...My wife's friends come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."

"When my mum was in labour.... When my mum was in labour, my head got stuck in her fanny and the midwife had to pull me out. That's how excited I was to see my little brother."

"A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?"

"What do you call a Spanish woman with a loose vagina? Consuelo!"

"I was wondering why the frisbee in the distance was getting bigger Then it hit me"

"When I was younger, I was told that anyone could become President. Seeing Trump's campaign, now I believe it."

"I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues."

"What do you get if you chop off Trump's hand? A Trump stump!"

"Sorry I can't pay for a new car right now, I'm still paying off a Naked Juice I bought in 2014"

"Did you hear about the woman who died at an orgy last night? She went down swinging."