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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight... She needs to lighten up."
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"I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that"
"What do you call a white slave? Whipped cream."
"I look like Danny DeVito's sloppy seconds."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away sucker!"
"Waitress: ""Hi, my nam-"" Me: ""Vodka martini, please."""
"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."
"""Moo."" - hipster sheep"
"The last person you would ever hear say ""hey gang"" is someone in an actual gang"
"*watches movie* *sees a scene with full frontal male nudity* *pauses for three months*"