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Joke of the Day

"Me: hey dad, what did you do before the internet? Dad: you have thirteen bros n sisters, do the math son."

"My math teacher thinks he is the mathsia... and that he has come to save us from our sines."

"A new zoo opened up in my town, but it only has one dog. It's a shih tzu"

"I bet we can get into some serious Treble together."

"how would you describe US with first four alphabets? ABCD (A B Cd.....) as in obesity.... Will show myself to hell now."

"*me, at high school prom Me: So, you wanna dance? Her: Definitely! M: Can you tell me why?"

"*george washington shows up to the club to party* you got i.d.?' *george pulls out a quarter* you're in'"""

"""You can't tell me we going to get tacos, then say we going to do acid instead"" whoever I heard say this on the street yesterday Plz explain"

"Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa"

"Your mom's like a gong, everybody bangs her."