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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween? So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks."

"Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an ""Oh, honey"""

"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives."

"@realDonaldTrump the 1930s called, they said ""great idea."""

"Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes"

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink."

"When I refer to old relatives passing away I never say ""RIP"" because I don't wants them to rest. I want them to Zumba."

"I try to have garage sales but as soon as anyone shows a slight interest in something I take it back into the house & look at it with pride."

"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"