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Joke of the Day
"I'm sleeping in this morning. Bladder: MUHAHAHAHA!!"
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"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs don't cum."
"Sometimes I get take out sushi and eat it at an aquarium just to remind the fish who's boss."
"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."
"There's no i in denial."
"Where do Italian gangsters come from? The spaghetto"
"Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore."
"What if you had an eye in your asshole? Imagine all the shit you would see..."
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"
"I just sneezed while eating a salad and the button popped off my jeans Which proves my theory: nothing good can ever come from eating salad"