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Joke of the Day

"I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark.... Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little fin"

"What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!"

"Why do divers fall backwards into the water? If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"""Dude, you left your virginity here"" ""Oh wait you never lost it"""

"Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?"

"What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely."

"I'd make a political joke here I'm just afraid it would be elected."

"Did you hear that Sir Mix-A-Lot's pet snake left his girlfriend because she went low-carb? His anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"

"Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**"