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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest? One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor."

"The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it."

"What's grey? A melted penguin!"

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving just isn't for you."

"I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink."

"My family thinks I don't get jokes But I'm actually great at them!"

"What do girls and snowflakes have in common? They can't drive cars."

"If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting."

"The only clowns I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for president"

"Friend: ""I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage."" Me: ""Fred or Ben?"""