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Joke of the Day
"I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about... it was highly rectum-ended"
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"The only relative I want to see at my door is Papa John."
"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."
"Recently started growing a beard and my wife asked how I liked it so far. ""It's growing on me."""
"Why was the gay triceratops so frustrated? Because he couldn't find any tricerabottoms!"
"What do you say to a chav that has got a job? Bigmac and fries please"
"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."
"*Astronaut takes a photo of Earth from space* Earth: ""Delete it."""
"Did you hear about the guy with the right side of his body removed? What you see is what's left"
"A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery."