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Joke of the Day

"The Boy Scouts ended their ban on gay adults, which means that soon you'll be able to buy some delicious Boy Scout cookies."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense"

"[Interrupts the wedding vows] it's open bar right?"

"What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."

"What does a goat have when it gives birth? A kid."

"Life was dangerous when I was young. We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end."

"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."

"What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people? Dad."

"I haven't been able to find my girlfriend for months, but I'll never forget the last thing she told me... She said ""I don't give blowjobs."" To be honest I haven't looked that hard."

"A Jew walks into a bar mitzvah"